Calamity Cauldrons: Poor Effel has had a broom crash, and alas, her favourite broom is in splinters! She needs your help to magic a new broom - but knowing Effel, this won't be as simple as it sounds. A fun, interactive spell-casting show. Full of stinkiness and disgustingly foul ingredients.

Monstrous Melodies: Join whiffy Effel for silly songs, disgusting ditties, and her legendary old lady dance routines. Rotten Grotbags gave this a 95% rating, with first-review critics saying it's Effel's most 'bewitching' performance yet.

You can book an afternoon ticket and get just as much for FREE - with the timings of Effel Fartwaffer's shows below...

• 11am - Calamity Cauldrons
• 12midday - Monstrous Melodies
• 2pm - Calamity Cauldrons
• 3.30pm - Monstrous Melodies

So come for lunch and then see the freaky silliness unravel...we are under cover so you can still come whatever the weather.

All week during Half-Term 22nd - 31st October - book now to avoid disappointment:

The events themselves will be under cover but make sure you bring your wellies as we're an outdoor attraction with plenty of mud and puddles for the kids to splash in!

Our farm is in Woodchurch in Kent, just a 20-MINUTE drive from Rye or Ashford, with FREE PARKING available. We have over 100 ACRES for you to explore, with THREE OUTDOOR PLAYGROUNDS and woodland trails.

If you are a UK Tax Payer you can help us even more by applying Gift Aid to your tickets when you book online.